They Can't Suicide Us All

We were told that we'd be risking our very lives to bring you our Clintons - They Can't Suicide Us All shirt, but we think we're fine.

This design is available in long sleeves here:
https://warrior12.com/products/they-cant-suicide-us-all-long-sleeve

Probably.

However, in the event of anything suspicious and untimely, we'd be forced to cease production of this shirt.